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3 things about Steven Soderbergh’s BEHIND THE CANDELABRA

Behind the Candelabra [2013] 1. Speedos and a metallic mesh vest. 2. “Do you want me to get Charo for brunch again? You liked her.” 3. The story they put out is heart failure caused by anemia from a watermelon … Continue reading →

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3 things about Derek Jarman’s JUBILEE

Jubilee [1978] 1. Miss Amyl Nitrate. 2. Ketchup assault. 3. “If the music’s loud enough, we won’t hear the world falling apart.” Definitely the definitive portrait of punk.

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3 things about Clare Beavan & Nic Stacey’s CODEBREAKER

Codebreaker [2012] 1. All we need is 1 and 0. 2. He would sometimes wear a gas mask as he bicycled to work. He suffered from hay fever. 3. A half-eaten apple was found by his body.

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3 things about Richard Knight Jr. & Peter Neville’s SCROOGE & MARLEY

Scrooge & Marley [2012] 1. He neatly rolls up his napkin and places it in the empty Styrofoam container. 2. While prancing away: “Toodles, Poodle.” 3. Spinning around in the motorized wheelchair makes him dizzy.

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3 things about Ang Lee’s THE WEDDING BANQUET

The Wedding Banquet [1993] 1. He does it for the tax writeoff. 2. “Are you tired? When my Mom enters a department store, she turns into Michael Jordan.” 3. A red envelope filled with cash.

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3 things about Ken Russell’s WOMEN IN LOVE

Women in Love [1969] 1. He describes the different ways to eat a fig. 2. She lies down on the bed and says, “You should try to love me a little more and want me a little less.” 3. After … Continue reading →

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3 things about Paul Humfress and Derek Jarman’s SEBASTIANE

Sebastiane [1976] 1. Milky fluid, red lips, white teeth. 2. He eats a raw onion, the green stalk still attached. 3. A game of Frisbee.

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3 things about Blake Edwards’ VICTOR VICTORIA

Victor Victoria [1982] 1. “Sit up, stand up, throw up.” 2. He gives the policeman a large bribe, then punches him in the face and takes the money back. 3. A whimpering from the cupboard.

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3 things about Alfred Hitchcock’s REBECCA

Rebecca [1940] 1. She hastily pops a chocolate into her mouth to cover up the taste of the medicine. 2. “A bunch of young people from London will come up and turn the place into a nightclub.” 3. Mrs. Danvers … Continue reading →

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3 things about Andrew Haigh’s WEEKEND

Weekend [2011] 1. “I’m trying to redraw myself … People keep hiding my pencil.” 2. Cum on his chest. Glen hands him back his own t-shirt and he mops it up. 3. That moment when you’ve stayed up all night … Continue reading →

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