Tag Archives: James Bond

Casino Royale [2006] 1. File cabinets of CDs. Surveillance footage. 2. “I need you looking fabulous.” 3. Water sloshing down the roof of the sunken villa. 3 other things.

Spectre [2015] 1. Hyper-octo-sexual title sequence. 2. Loafers, no socks, pants that are too short. Impaired fashion sense. 3. “Brothers. They always know which buttons to press.”

Diamonds Are Forever [1971] 1. Q dispassionately works his way down the line of slot machines. 2. A sign in the command center reads IF IN DOUBT / ASK. 3. Tripped up by claret misidentification, and strong aftershave. 3 other … Continue reading →

The Spy Who Loved Me [1977] 1. Track lighting throughout the tomb. 2. “Is this really what they do in Sibera?” “Yes. But not how they do it.” 3. A bottle of Tabasco on Stromberg’s table. 3 other things.

For Your Eyes Only [1981] 1. Graham Crowden’s cameo. 2. “Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.” 3. Rinkside tables with little urns of glühwein. 3 other things.

Moonraker [1979] 1. What happens to the stewardess? 2. Behind the clockface = Hugo. 3. “Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you.” 3 other things.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service [1969] 1. “Stay alive, at least for tonight!” 2. A figure 8 written in lipstick on his inner thigh. 3. Joanna Lumley only has one line. 3 other things.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service [1968] 1. Snow white dress and cleavage. 2. The janitor is whistling “Goldfinger.” 3. Sunrise in the Alpine Room. 3 other things.

Quantum of Solace [2008] 1. “If you could avoid killing every possible lead, it would be deeply appreciated.” 2. He snaps the handle off the door of the men’s room. 3. Basically, the shoddiest hotel in the world. 3 other … Continue reading →

Skyfall [2012] 1. The frost on the glass slowly dissipates as the bartender pours the drink into it. 2. Q’s Scrabble mug. 3. “Welcome to Scotland.” 3 other things.