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3 things about Josh Margolin’s THELMA

Posted on April 6, 2026 by robchristopher

Thelma [2024] 1. His mom announces she needs to cry. 2. Crimping his oxygen tube. 3. Gratuitous trash can explosion.

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3 things about Jim Jarmusch’s FATHER MOTHER SISTER BROTHER

Posted on April 3, 2026 by robchristopher

Father Mother Sister Brother [2025] 1. A secret car out back. 2. Color coordinated. 3. A trove of IDs, both genuine and fake.

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3 things about Phil Lord & Christopher Miller’s PROJECT HAIL MARY

Posted on April 2, 2026 by robchristopher

Project Hail Mary [2026] 1. Meryl Streep joke. 2. Heavy-handed Beatles, which is in complete contrast to “Sign of the Times.” 3. “Amaze amaze amaze.”

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3 things about Frank Oz’s DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS

Posted on April 1, 2026 by robchristopher

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels [1988] 1. “Not Mother?” 2. She keeps getting pushed into potted plants. 3. Wine far too valuable to drink. 3 other things.

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3 things about Elvis Mitchell’s IS THAT BLACK ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?!

Posted on March 30, 2026 by robchristopher

Is That Black Enough for You?!? [2022] 1. Comparing the title sequences from Shaft and Saturday Night Fever. 2. A smashed soda bottle. 3. The innovation of releasing the soundtrack album before the movie.

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3 things about J. Lee Thompson’s WHAT A WAY TO GO!

Posted on March 29, 2026 by robchristopher

What a Way to Go! [1964] 1. Murdered by his own machine. 2. Frenetic Dick Van Dyke, dictating letter after letter after letter. 3. The lovers lie together inside a giant bubbling champagne glass.

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3 things about Geeta Gandbhir’s THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR

Posted on March 28, 2026 by robchristopher

The Perfect Neighbor [2025] 1. Exasperated, she tells the detective, “You’re killing me.” 2. “Are you hurt?” “No but my heart is broken.” 3. A pair of rollerblades entered into evidence.

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3 things about John Boorman’s EXCALIBUR

Posted on March 27, 2026 by robchristopher

Excalibur [1981] 1. Fucking with your armor still on. 2. All at once, she has become a crone. 3. Hand and sleeve emerging from the water. 3 other things.

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3 things about Aki Kaurismäki’s FALLEN LEAVES

Posted on March 26, 2026 by robchristopher

Fallen Leaves [2023] 1. The frozen meal goes straight from the microwave to the garbage bin. 2. A dog named Chaplin. 3. Nothing but news about the war in Ukraine.

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3 things about Oliver Laxe’s SIRAT

Posted on March 25, 2026 by robchristopher

Sirât [2025] 1. “It’s been the end of the world for a long time.” 2. She explains that each speaker is unique, and you never know when it’ll make its last sound. 3. Handbrake.

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