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3 things about David Cronenberg’s CRIMES OF THE FUTURE

Posted on April 30, 2025 by robchristopher

Crimes of the Future [2022] 1. Purple bar in a shiny wrapper. 2. Extra ears (but they don’t function). 3. At the afterparty, the organ sits in a jar on a table. 3 other things.

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3 things about David Cronenberg’s THE SHROUDS

Posted on April 29, 2025 by robchristopher

The Shrouds [2024] 1. “How dark are you willing to go?” 2. Broken hip. 3. Asleep on a flight to Budapest.

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3 things about Radu Jude’s BAD LUCK BANGING OR LOONY PORN

Posted on April 21, 2024 by robchristopher

Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn [2021] 1. Designer gelato shop. 2. A plant-based substitute for Xanax. 3. After the revolution eventually comes the product that trades on the positive cultural residue of the revolution.

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3 things about Mike Nichols’s CLOSER

Posted on July 1, 2023 by robchristopher

Closer [2004] 1. “You’re taken.” “I’ve got to see you.” “Tough.” “You kissed me!” “What are you, 12?” 2. Deserted bar at the opera just before the end of the performance. 3. Jane.

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3 things about Sophie Hyde’s GOOD LUCK TO YOU, LEO GRANDE

Posted on November 27, 2022 by robchristopher

Good Luck to You, Leo Grande [2022] 1. Her suitcase leaves tracks in the hotel room carpet. 2. Wrapped around each other’s bodies. 3. Shared terrible coffee grimace.

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3 things about David Cronenberg’s CRIMES OF THE FUTURE

Posted on July 3, 2022 by robchristopher

Crimes of the Future [2022] 1. “Careful. Don’t spill.” 2. Inner Beauty Pageant. 3. Double drill.

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3 things about Ken Russell’s CRIMES OF PASSION

Posted on October 7, 2021 by robchristopher

Crimes of Passion [1984] 1. Years before Leland Palmer, “Get Happy” with Anthony Perkins. 2. A roasting pan placed on the floor at each viewing station to catch the drippings. 3. Neon silhouette fornication.

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3 things about David Cronenberg’s CRASH

Posted on September 5, 2021 by robchristopher

Crash [1996] 1. It’s as if the emergency workers on the scene don’t even see them. 2. Leg-slot joint stash. 3. “Maybe next time, darling.” 3 other things.

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3 things about Philip Kaufman’s HENRY & JUNE

Posted on November 6, 2019 by robchristopher

Henry & June [1990] 1. Richard E. Grant pulling off an American accent. 2. The feeling of looking around a room and being turned on by everyone you see. 3. The audience shouting at the screen during Un Chien Andalou. … Continue reading →

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3 things about Steve McQueen’s SHAME

Posted on September 7, 2019 by robchristopher

Shame [2011] 1. “We’re not bad people. We just come from a bad place.” 2. A long jog. 3. The waiter has trouble describing the pinot noir. 3 other things.

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