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3 things about STRAIT-JACKET

Strait-Jacket [1964] 1. “She was very much a woman, and very much aware of the fact.” 2. The living clothesline. 3. He goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth, then completely forgets about it and wanders back to the … Continue reading

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3 things about Gus Van Sant’s PSYCHO

Psycho [1998] 1. Hitchcock didn’t need a Steadicam. 2. A single drop of blood falls on the edge of the sink. 3. Stupidest line not in the original: “Let me get my Walkman.”

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3 Things

The Mack [1973] 1. She begs him to be her pimp. He says he’ll think about it. 2. Killer accordion. 3. Sweaty bassist at the Player’s Ball.

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3 things about Lars von Trier’s ANTICHRIST

Antichrist [2009] 1. The wolf stops eating itself, looks up at Willem Dafoe and says, “Chaos reigns.” 2. “Nature is Satan’s church.” 3. Snip.

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3 things about Richard Fleischer’s MANDINGO

Mandingo [1975] 1. He puts his bare feet on the stomach of a slave child, in order to draw out the rheumatism. 2. “She slipped her sucker–fell down the stairs, she did.” 3. The German woman reaches into Mede’s shorts … Continue reading

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3 things about Bruce Pittman’s HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II [1987] 1. An awfully large neon budget for a high school prom. 2. He’s electrocuted by the computer and gore splatters across the monitor. 3. Craig’s hairdo and hair color seem to change with every … Continue reading

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3 things about Christian Marquand’s CANDY

Candy [1968] 1. “I’d give my right arm.” “You know, he’s left-handed.” 2. James Coburn enters the operating theater wearing white loafers. 3. Fake snow stuck to her eyelashes. This was a beautifully photographed piece of crap. It’s one of those … Continue reading

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3 things about Tommy Wiseau’s THE ROOM

The Room [2003] 1. It’s morning. He turns off the alarm clock. Naturally the first thing he does is to pick up a rose and smell it. On his way to the bathroom he throws it on top of Lisa, … Continue reading

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3 things about Dan Curtis’s TRILOGY OF TERROR

Trilogy of Terror [1975] 1. Those teeth. 2. Closeup of Millicent: the light reflects off her glasses in such a way that shows how smeared and dirty the lenses are. 3. Dr. Ramsey gets up off the couch and straightens … Continue reading

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3 things about JOHN WATERS: THIS FILTHY WORLD

John Waters: This Filthy World [2006] 1. “Even Divine had his limits. The first time he met Richard Simmons, he felt homophobic.” 2. “When I was growing up, ‘Art’ meant ‘dirty,’ which is the way it should be as far as … Continue reading

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