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3 Things

The Mack [1973] 1. She begs him to be her pimp. He says he’ll think about it. 2. Killer accordion. 3. Sweaty bassist at the Player’s Ball.

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3 things about Lars von Trier’s ANTICHRIST

Antichrist [2009] 1. The wolf stops eating itself, looks up at Willem Dafoe and says, “Chaos reigns.” 2. “Nature is Satan’s church.” 3. Snip.

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3 things about Richard Fleischer’s MANDINGO

Mandingo [1975] 1. He puts his bare feet on the stomach of a slave child, in order to draw out the rheumatism. 2. “She slipped her sucker–fell down the stairs, she did.” 3. The German woman reaches into Mede’s shorts … Continue reading

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3 things about Bruce Pittman’s HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II [1987] 1. An awfully large neon budget for a high school prom. 2. He’s electrocuted by the computer and gore splatters across the monitor. 3. Craig’s hairdo and hair color seem to change with every … Continue reading

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3 things about Christian Marquand’s CANDY

Candy [1968] 1. “I’d give my right arm.” “You know, he’s left-handed.” 2. James Coburn enters the operating theater wearing white loafers. 3. Fake snow stuck to her eyelashes. This was a beautifully photographed piece of crap. It’s one of those … Continue reading

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3 things about Tommy Wiseau’s THE ROOM

The Room [2003] 1. It’s morning. He turns off the alarm clock. Naturally the first thing he does is to pick up a rose and smell it. On his way to the bathroom he throws it on top of Lisa, … Continue reading

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3 things about Dan Curtis’s TRILOGY OF TERROR

Trilogy of Terror [1975] 1. Those teeth. 2. Closeup of Millicent: the light reflects off her glasses in such a way that shows how smeared and dirty the lenses are. 3. Dr. Ramsey gets up off the couch and straightens … Continue reading

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3 things about JOHN WATERS: THIS FILTHY WORLD

John Waters: This Filthy World [2006] 1. “Even Divine had his limits. The first time he met Richard Simmons, he felt homophobic.” 2. “When I was growing up, ‘Art’ meant ‘dirty,’ which is the way it should be as far as … Continue reading

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