3 things about Jerry Schatzberg’s SCARECROW

Posted on May 14, 2024 by robchristopher

Scarecrow [1973]

1. “Gimme a bottle of beer and a chocolate donut.”
2. He wedges his suitcase between the strings of barbed wire to create an opening to slip through.
3. “Pomp and Circumstance” and “The Stripper” on jukeboxes.

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3 things about Kristoffer Borgli’s DREAM SCENARIO

Posted on May 13, 2024 by robchristopher

Dream Scenario [2023]

1. Not plants, ants.
2. Pursued by a tall man.
3. Big Suit, wrong color.

The entire film is an oscillation between moments of genuine insight and asinine obviousness.

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3 things about John McTiernan’s THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

Posted on May 12, 2024 by robchristopher

The Hunt for Red October [1990]

1. Ineffective hook.
2. Fake directive.
3. “I would like to have seen Montana.”

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3 things about Hayao Miyazaki’s THE WIND RISES

Posted on May 10, 2024 by robchristopher

The Wind Rises [2013]

1. Passengers seated in the wings, to be replaced with bombs.
2. Derived from radiators.
3. Werner Herzog sings!

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3 things about Lisa Cholodenko’s THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT

Posted on May 7, 2024 by robchristopher

The Kids Are All Right [2010]

1. Raging against organics.
2. She unzips him. “Oh, hello!”
3. Genuine college moment: her moms try to start unpacking the boxes but she shoos them out of the room.

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3 things about Dean Fleischer Camp’s MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

Posted on May 4, 2024 by robchristopher

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On [2021]

1. Honey as adhesive.
2. “His whole body looks like his pants are off.”
3. Skating on the dusty coffee table.

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3 things about Raine Allen-Miller’s RYE LANE

Posted on May 2, 2024 by robchristopher

Rye Lane [2023]

1. Unisex toilet meet-cute.
2. The aunties give him a dubious once-over. “Come in, boy.”
3. Shuffle to “Sign Your Name.”

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3 things about Todd Stephens’s SWAN SONG

Posted on April 23, 2024 by robchristopher

Swan Song [2021]

1. Resting dead bitch face.
2. “You look so athletic.”
3. Riding a mobile scooter in the middle of two lanes of traffic. With his legs crossed.

What a gem.

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3 things about Bertrand Bonello’s THE BEAST

Posted on April 22, 2024 by robchristopher

The Beast [2023]

1. Destroying the Ming vase.
2. The club has no name and it’s always a different year.
3. He notices the shape of a wedding ring through her gloved hand.

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3 things about Radu Jude’s BAD LUCK BANGING OR LOONY PORN

Posted on April 21, 2024 by robchristopher

Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn [2021]

1. Designer gelato shop.
2. A plant-based substitute for Xanax.
3. After the revolution eventually comes the product that trades on the positive cultural residue of the revolution.

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