1. His feet, clad in black loafers, skitter across the gravel at the side of the tracks as he hangs from the outside of the moving train.
2. “Damn it man, there’s a bomb in there!” 007 in a clown outfit, complete with whiteface makeup and a red nose. Would you believe him?
3. Louis Jourdan purrs, sadly, “Octopussy. Octopussy.”