Hurry Sundown 
1. The only movie in existence where Mike Brady (Robert Reed) and Mr. Magoo (Jim Backus) face off in a courtroom battle presided over by The Penguin (Burgess Meredith).
2. He walks through the door intending to make an arrest. A few moments later he leaves, carrying an entire cake and a slaughtered turkey.
3. Jane Fonda persuasively demonstrates that a saxophone is the ultimate phallic symbol.