Love Actually [2003]

1. Hearty rendition of “Good King Wenceslas.”
2. “Now, which doll shall we give Daisy’s little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”
3. He encourages his son to evade airport security.

Bah humbug. This movie’s insights into how love actually works could fit on one side of a fortune cookie slip.