Christmas Twister [2012]

1. CHRISTAMS TWISTER. The film’s misspelled title card is the most shocking thing of all.
2. They just stand there and watch Bryan die! That’s no way to get him to ask you out on a date!
3. What happened to Santa?

What a wonderfully tacky, oddly amiable bundle of yuletide trash. On a nonthink level, I highly recommend it.