Monthly Archives: September 2025

3 things about Stanley Kubrick’s SPARTACUS

Spartacus [1960] 1. Flaming logs rolling down a vast hill. 2. “Politics is a practical profession. If a criminal has what you want, you do business with him.” 3. Squab and honey with melon. 3 other things.

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3 things about Kevin Smith’s MALLRATS

Mallrats [1995] 1. Superman getting it on with Wonder Woman. 2. He later shakes Stan Lee’s hand, completely forgetting that it smells like shit. 3. Excruciatingly unfunny running gag about Magic Eye.

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