Author Archives: robchristopher

The Player [1992] 1. Whoopi plays with a tampon.2. Malcolm McDowell: "Griffin! Hi! Listen. The next time you want to badmouth me, have the courage and say it to my face."3. "Do they screw?" Dina Merrill rolls her eyes.

This is sickening. I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. I feel … I don’t know how to feel or what to say yet.

I can’t go, so … 2 tickets, general admission: Sly & Robbie & the Taxi Gang "Summer Breeze Tour 2009" Also appearing: Heavyweight Dub Champion House of Blues Chicago, Chicago, IL Tue, Jun 9, 2009: doors open at 7:30 PM, … Continue reading →

Dumbo [1941] 1. As the camera pulls back a mountainside comes into view.  Abstract brown wash.2. Clumps of pink elephants drift down and transform into clouds. Morning.3. "Gaining a little weight, aren’t you honey?"

Movable Type sucks. What should I instead?

The Straight Story [1999] 1. Rainy night. The small house, as seen from above. Toylike. Lightning flashes. Dissolve to green grass — for a brief moment it resembles streaks of green water.2. "My god, you must be thirsty!"3. The mower … Continue reading →

The Straight Story [1999] 1. Rainy night. The small house, as seen from above. Toylike. Lightning flashes. Dissolve to green grass — for a brief moment it resembles streaks of green water.2. "My god, you must be thirsty!"3. The mower … Continue reading →