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3 things about Joseph Kosinski’s TRON: LEGACY

Posted on July 6, 2018 by robchristopher

TRON: Legacy [2010] 1. Literally falling to bits. 2. Kubrickian dining room set. 3. Why isn’t there more of Dillinger? 3 other things.

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3 things about Mike Hodges’ FLASH GORDON

Posted on July 5, 2018 by robchristopher

Flash Gordon [1980] 1. Blonde hair vanishing beneath the muck. 2. “Tell me more about this man Houdini.” 3. Banner #1: ALL CREATURES WILL MAKE MERRY. Banner #2: UNDER PAIN OF DEATH. 3 other things.

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3 things about Morgan Neville’s WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?

Posted on July 4, 2018 by robchristopher

Won’t You Be My Neighbor? [2018] 1. King Friday doesn’t want things to change. So he builds a wall. 2. The number 143. 3. “Television doesn’t have room for a nice person today.”

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3 things about Todd Field’s LITTLE CHILDREN

Posted on July 2, 2018 by robchristopher

Little Children [2006] 1. She discovers a collection of tissues. 2. “Only someone who took his own beauty for granted would have been able to say something so stupid and with a straight face.” 3. A pair of rubber gloves … Continue reading →

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3 things about Guy Hamilton’s THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

Posted on July 1, 2018 by robchristopher

The Man with the Golden Gun [1974] 1. Lots of bottoms. Wrecked ship, its hull in the air. Bottoms Up Club. Bond grabs the sumo wrestle’s buttcheeks. She activates the ray with her bottom. 2. He tosses the extra nipple … Continue reading →

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3 things about Vincente Minnelli’s THE LONG, LONG TRAILER

Posted on June 30, 2018 by robchristopher

The Long, Long Trailer [1954] 1. A most cordial traffic cop. 2. Tossing the Caesar salad. 3. “You know, the actor that was married to the beautiful brunette girl that likes squirrels.”

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3 things about Guy Hamilton’s LIVE AND LET DIE

Posted on June 28, 2018 by robchristopher

Live and Let Die [1973] 1. Jazz funeral at the corner of Dumaine and Chartres. 2. “Lengthwise, if you don’t mind.” 3. Exploding leather sofa. 3 other things.

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3 things about Emilio Estevez’s “the public”

Posted on June 27, 2018 by robchristopher

the public [2018] 1. Beary White. 2. “I’m practicing portion control.” 3. He keeps his lanyard on.

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3 things about Mark Sandrich’s THE GAY DIVORCEE

Posted on June 19, 2018 by robchristopher

The Gay Divorcee [1934] 1. Fred finger-dances. 2. “Well Mrs. Glossop, I’ll work my brain to the bone for you.” 3. Motor-driven revolving doors.

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3 things about Sophie Fiennes’ GRACE JONES: BLOODLIGHT AND BAMI

Posted on June 18, 2018 by robchristopher

Grace Jones: Bloodlight and Bami [2017] 1. Her lipstick on the mic. 2. Opening an oyster. “I wish my pussy was this tight.” 3. Mirrored bowler and green lasers.

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