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3 things about ARIA

Aria [1987] 1. Spatters of blood hitting the snow. 2. Vegas Elvis/opera singer. 3. Downy leghair, Jewel-encrusted foot. Segments directed by Robert Altman, Bruce Beresford, Bill Bryden, Jean-Luc Godard, Derek Jarman, Franc Roddam, Nicolas Roeg, Ken Russell, Charles Sturridge, Julien … Continue reading →

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3 things about Nobuhiko Obayashi’s HOUSE

House [1977] 1. She winks at the girl using an eyeball in her mouth. 2. Disembodied fingers continue playing the piano. 3. Mr. Togo is bananas. After watching this for the first time my first question is, what did I … Continue reading →

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3 things about Richard Quine’s PUSHOVER

Pushover [1954] 1. An alcoholic cop who’s also a litterbug. 2.”Think it over. You have until tomorrow. But don’t try and go anywhere, unless you want to get picked up for vagrancy.” 3. Dorothy Malone keeps a giant stuffed panda … Continue reading →

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3 things about Mike Nichols’ CATCH-22

Catch-22 [1970] 1. The portrait behind his desk: FDR changes to Stalin. 2. Chocolate-covered cotton. 3. “You can’t let crazy people decide whether you’re crazy or not, can you?”

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3 things about Liz Garbus’ WHAT HAPPENED, MISS SIMONE?

What Happened, Miss Simone? [2014] 1. “So sometimes it sounds like gravel, and other times it’s coffee and cream.” 2. She twice commands the audience member to sit down. 3. Playing for $300 a night in a small cafe in … Continue reading →

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3 things about Sidney Lumet’s PRINCE OF THE CITY

Prince of the City [1981] 1. They pull up to their new house, which neither of them has ever seen. She gets out of the car and Tug hands her a bunch of roses. 2. He eyes the garment rack … Continue reading →

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3 things about Matthew Vaughn’s KICK-ASS

Kick-Ass [2010] 1. Elizabeth McGovern makes her first appearance, dies suddenly about 20 seconds later, and is never seen again. 2. Warhol’s “Gun” on his office wall. 3. “Add to Shopping Cart,” he advises. Appalling. I guess it was supposed … Continue reading →

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3 things about Mark Christopher’s 54: THE DIRECTOR’S CUT

54: The Director’s Cut [1998/2015] 1. “Ohh, you learn fast.” 2. He drops the vial into the neck of the beer bottle and passes it along the bar to the customer. 3. His fist clenched around Dottie’s wig.

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3 things about Rob Kuhns’ BIRTH OF THE LIVING DEAD

Birth of the Living Dead [2013] 1. An early Romero short film: “Mister Rogers Has a Tonsillectomy.” 2. Some zombies were played by ad executives. 3. Night of the Living Dead was later re-released on a double bill with Slaves.

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3 things about Peter Glenville’s THE COMEDIANS

The Comedians [1967] 1. The Columbus statue on a completely empty boulevard. 2. He squeezes the headless chicken, rubs blood and feathers all over Philipot. 3. “Would you sit down or something? With you kneeling there it makes me feel … Continue reading →

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