3 things about Stephanie Rothman’s THE VELVET VAMPIRE

Posted on November 1, 2020 by robchristopher

The Velvet Vampire [1971]

1. She’s still waiting for that drink.
2. “She’s a desert freak. I’m a Susie freak!”
3. Helpful mob armed with crucifixes.

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3 things about Todd Phillips’s JOKER

Posted on October 28, 2020 by robchristopher

Joker [2019]

1. Climbing inside the refrigerator.
2. Oversized white briefs.
3. So now we know: Bruce Wayne’s parents were murdered after a screening of Zorro, the Gay Blade.

A film so bereft of originality, insight, and surprise it almost made me wish I was watching Fight Club. Almost.

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3 things about Luchina Fisher’s MAMA GLORIA

Posted on October 27, 2020 by robchristopher

Mama Gloria [2020]

1. A parade of high heels in broad daylight.
2. Reuniting with her former prom date.
3. Under-the-table surgeries at Cook County Hospital.

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3 things about Denis Villeneuve’s BLADE RUNNER 2049

Posted on October 26, 2020 by robchristopher

Blade Runner 2049 [2017]

1. Giant videoscreen shopping kiosk.
2. Dead eye retina scan.
3. Hologram Liberace.

3 other things.

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3 things about Roberto Rossellini’s EUROPA ’51

Posted on October 25, 2020 by robchristopher

Europa ’51 [1952]

1. A blood clot.
2. “Why are you going out of your way for me?”
3. Behind a barred window, looking down upon them.

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A playlist for reading.

Posted on October 24, 2020 by robchristopher

I created a Spotify playlist for Barry Gifford’s Roy stories, filled with many tunes he references directly in the stories as well as others from the period that vibe well with his words. Check it out!

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3 things about Ridley Scott’s BLADE RUNNER

Posted on October 24, 2020 by robchristopher

Blade Runner [1982]

1. He takes his noodles with him.
2. Accumulated dust and debris on the “roof” of Bryant’s office.
3. Climbing up the bookcase and through the floor.

3 other things.

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3 things about Ken Finkleman’s AIRPLANE II: THE SEQUEL

Posted on October 23, 2020 by robchristopher

Airplane II: The Sequel [1982]

1. Theme from The Love Boat.
2. “I’m sorry, I don’t do impressions; my training is in psychiatry.”
3. Loud elevator.

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3 things about Joseph Newman’s THIS ISLAND EARTH

Posted on October 22, 2020 by robchristopher

This Island Earth [1955]

1. Catalog with pages made of metal.
2. Pulsing neon green.
3. Cat lapping up milk while perched on a lead slab.

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3 things about Christopher Nolan’s INSOMNIA

Posted on October 21, 2020 by robchristopher

Insomnia [2002]

1. It’s 10 PM, not 10 AM.
2. “There are two kinds of people who live in Alaska: the ones who are born here and the ones who come here to escape something else. I wasn’t born here.”
3. Paul Dooley’s schlumpy polo shirt.

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