Cry-Baby [1990]
1. Hysterectomy pants.
2. French kissing.
3. She guzzles her jar of tears.
Remember the Night [1940]
1. On the other side of the doorway, bottomless gloom.
2. “You made me understand.”
“No, dear. It was love that made you understand.”
3. She casts aside her flimsy nightdress.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker [2019]
1. Punch & Judy show.
2. John Williams cameo.
3. Creepy kiss before dying.
The Man Who Came to Dinner [1942]
1. Her tiny little winter hat.
2. “Say something tender.”
“Beverly, darling.”
3. “You still got ants in your glance.”
Black Christmas [1974]
1. CU hockey mask.
2. “It’s a new exchange.”
3. He grabs her by the hair.
The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek [1943]
1. Walking through the screen door.
2. Zipperpuss.
3. She replies at lightning speed, while stuttering: “K-O-C-K-E-N-L-O-C-K-E-R.”
The Laundromat [2019]
1. Cows and bananas. The way Gary Oldman pronounces “bananas.”
2. It’s all shells.
3. Statue of Liberty with a hairbrush.
Batman Returns [1992]
1. What is Jan Hooks doing in this movie? I don’t know, but for about 45 seconds while she’s onscreen everything comes alive.
2. In neon, HELL HERE.
3. Penguin pallbearers.
Blech.
The Petrified Forest [1936]
1. “Joseph, let us see if their car will function.”
2. Two black men share a moment at the bar.
3. Intimate kiss under the table.
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