3 things about Alfred Hitchcock’s STRANGERS ON A TRAIN

Strangers on a Train [1951]

1. “I certainly admire people who do things.”
2. A professor from Delaware Tech.
3. Putting on pants in the back of the cab.

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3 things about Alain Guiraudie’s MISERICORDIA

Misericordia [2024]

1. An attempt to wash the blood off the leaves.
2. He gets out of bed and he isn’t faking.
3. Reversal in the confessional.

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3 things about Aaron Schimberg’s A DIFFERENT MAN

A Different Man [2024]

1. Watching a how-to video on whistling while chopping onions.
2. The peeling as viewed in a mirror.
3. Brilliant karaoke of “I Wanna Get Next To You.”

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3 things about Faith & John Hubley’s EVERYBODY RIDES THE CAROUSEL

Everybody Rides the Carousel [1976]

1. Repeatedly throwing the spoon on the floor.
2. Happy masks, doubtful inner faces.
3. An unusual trick-or-treater.

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3 things about Aaron Wertheimer’s NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST

Not If I See You First [2025]

1. “We actually worked with someone from NASA on the alien ejaculate.”
2. Big Red interlude.
3. His identical twin brother is a disembodied head.

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3 things about H.C. Potter’s HELLZAPOPPIN’

Hellzapoppin’ [1941]

1. Insane jitterbug number with Slim & Slam.
2. Adjusting the horizontal frame. “I’m starting to get seasick.”
3. Coat of arms.

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3 things about Ross Glass’s LOVE LIES BLEEDING

Love Lies Bleeding [2024]

1. Bush’s press conference on the car radio.
2. Nona Hendryx at the gym.
3. One last body to get rid of.

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3 things about Alain Resnais’ HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR

Hiroshima Mon Amour [1959]

1. His hand twitching in sleep.
2. Actual radiation burns, and then later on the film set we see a makeup artist applying ersatz radiation burns.
3.”You were bored in a way that makes a man want to know a woman.”

3 other things.

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Illinois, here we come!

April is bustin’ out all over! My new short film My Last Martini is heading your way–hope to see you there.

April 12, 2025 @ 2:00pm + 7:15pm: Afterimage Film Festival, St. Charles, IL

April 17, 2025 @ 4:15pm: Music Box Theatre, Chicago (b/w feature film Wild at Heart)

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3 things about Albert Parker’s THE BLACK PIRATE

The Black Pirate [1926]

1. Comparing the sharpness of the two swords.
2. An elaborate system for staying awake.
3. A sudden explosion suddenly lights up the night.

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