They Live [1988]
1. Bilingual wayfinding.
2. TV programming that literally induces headaches.
3. Random administrative assistant walking around with a coffee urn.
They Live [1988]
1. Bilingual wayfinding.
2. TV programming that literally induces headaches.
3. Random administrative assistant walking around with a coffee urn.
In the Mouth of Madness [1994]
1. For those who don’t read books: the movie.
2. A black crayon.
3. Chained to her leg.
The Thing from Another World [1951]
1. Deadly electric blanket.
2. She’s always ready with the coffeepot.
3. Abundant overlapping dialog, prefiguring Robert Altman by nearly 20 years.
The Living Dead Girl [1982]
1. Axe to the head for Greg.
2. “My life and my death are here.”
3. Perpetual torches in the crypt?
If this is Rollin’s best, no thank you very much.
Cosmopolis [2012]
1. A slow elevator, soundtracked with Satie.
2. The way Juliette Binoche simply vanishes.
3. Eggplant leftovers for the chauffeur.
The Ninth Configuration [1980]
1. Alka-seltzer and scotch.
2. Moses Gunn as Superman.
3. “I guess he doesn’t like Coors.”
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice [2024]
1. Nothing but 1990s vinyl.
2. Pep talk from cue cards.
3. Cameo by Baseball Zombie.
See No Evil [1971]
1. A bracelet engraved with JACKO.
2. Bloody bathwater draining through a downspout.
3. The idiocy of leaving her alone after she’s been attacked twice.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It [1995]
1. He tells him to keep the handkerchief.
2. “The creatures of the night. What a mess they make.”
3. Cricket leg.
Man in the Attic [1953]
1. Teasing him about his loud shoes.
2. Burning his ulster in the kitchen stove.
3. Her dressing room attendant is an Indian woman.