Lost Highway [1997]
1. He takes Sheila to the same motel as Alice.
2. “Stick your hand out, chief.”
3. It’s the Mystery Man who administers the kill-shot.
Time Bandits [1981]
1. “Show me … Show me … show me subscriber trunk dialing, I must know everything.”
2. Two water bottles strapped to his chest.
3. Crunchy rat.
There There [2022]
1. One half of the bedroom has white walls, the other has green.
2. “She could have been boarding a plane to Pittsburgh, or Heaven, or Alpha Centauri.”
3. Eighteen minutes of instrumental yacht rock.
Argentina, 1985 [2022]
1. On her way to school she bums a cigarette from her father.
2. A tender scene on the balcony–where a sniper could easily take them out.
3. Neronian thumbs-down gesture.
This Sporting Life [1963]
1. A great ape on the football field.
2. He gingerly taps his upper lip, gauging the absence of his teeth.
3. A scrum of men’s bodies, heavy breathing.
Inspector Ike [2020]
1. A corpse that slaps.
2. Blanket, milk, turkey leg.
3. “On a scale of one-to-ten–”
“Ten.”
“–with ten meaning guilty–”
“One, I meant one.”
Like my own film, Inspector Ike had the misfortune of being completed during the pandemic, which stymied what should have been a breakout success. On the other hand, during the periods of lockdown, many of us turned to binging “Columbo” as a form of both comfort and entertainment–and now those same viewers are primed to appreciate Inspector Ike‘s flawless homage and sly wit in ways that would have been highly unlikely a few years ago!
If you’re on this film’s wavelength (and I definitely was) settle in for a barrage of hilarious in-jokes, silly gags, and all around good naturedness. Increasingly rare in today’s comedies. The whole cast is 100% committed and locks easily into that 70s groove.
And that chili recipe is solid.
Triangle of Sadness [2022]
1. Discreet squeegee wiping away the vomit.
2. “Is this one of ours?”
3. Elevator music.
Pitfall [1962]
1. Ferrying ants using chopsticks.
2. He died without eating, so he’ll be hungry for all eternity.
3. Still in pursuit, he removes a pair of white gloves from his briefcase.
Interiors [1978]
1. Every design recommendation she makes is more expensive than the agreed upon budget.
2. The back of his head, wintry Manhattan and the tops of skyscrapers. “I will say … it was like an ice palace.”
3. Endless beach fence.
The Third Man [1949]
1. Landlady wrapped in a quilt.
2. We never see the children in the hospital.
3. Fingers poking through the grate.