The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie [1972]
1. Don Rafael speaks in a mixture of French and Spanish.
2. “Tastes like Quasi-Cola.”
3. The maid is 52..
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie [1972]
1. Don Rafael speaks in a mixture of French and Spanish.
2. “Tastes like Quasi-Cola.”
3. The maid is 52..
The Black Hole [1979]
1. “The word ‘impossible,’ Mr. Booth, is only found in the dictionary of fools.”
2. Electronic Slim Pickens.
3. Killed by a massive TV monitor.
Not good but also … not bad? I’m just a sentimentalist.
Don’t Look Up [2021]
1. Diet app.
2. The algorithms were wrong: he doesn’t die alone.
3. Firing at the comet with a pistol.
Johnny Guitar [1954]
1. “How many men have you forgotten?”
“As many women as you’ve remembered.”
2. Lovers’ initials carved in the bark of a tree on the riverbank.
3. Right between the eyes.
Logan’s Run [1976]
1. Slo-mo sex club.
2. “I hate Outside! I hate it!”
3. Cats in Congress.
The Living End [1992]
1. “Fuck! Don’t these wenches listen to anything else besides k.d. lang and Michelle Shocked?!”
2. Beer and Barbie cereal.
3. Choking in the shower.
The African Queen [1951]
1. She unfurls the umbrella and positions it above his head.
2. Forging a blade.
3. A very quick marriage.
Peter Pan [1953]
1. Tinker Bell measures her hips.
2. Water-powered clock in the treehouse.
3. Regrettable (and forgettable) song “What Made the Red Man Red?”
Nightmare Alley [2021]
1. His eye seems to follow you no matter where you stand.
2. December 1941; there’s nary a Christmas decoration to be seen.
3. The way she says, “I’ll live.”
Antarctica: A Year on Ice [2013]
1. T3 Syndrome.
2. Mummified seal.
3. He shows us the bunkhouse, spumes of frozen air piled everywhere.