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3 things about George Miller’s MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

Mad Mad: Fury Road [2015] 1. Milk bank. 2. “Aunt Harriet used to call them anti-seeds. Plant one and watch something die.” 3. Fat foot on the gas pedal.

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3 things about Agnieszka Holland’s TOTAL ECLIPSE

Total Eclipse [1995] 1. He helps himself to three books and a crucifix. 2. Unconvincing thrusting. Later, unconvincing mustache. 3. “You don’t care about my habits!” “No, and neither should you!”

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3 things about Lance Daly’s KISSES

Kisses [2008] 1. Dangling sleeves on his huge coat. 2. As she blows him a kiss, a brief flash of color. 3. “You were right. There isn’t a devil. Just people”

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3 things about Bertrand Tavernier’s THE PRINCESS OF MONTPENSIER

The Princess of Montpensier [2010] 1. He doesn’t remember her smile. 2. She remarks that his brother sleeps soundly. 3. He washes his face from a giant bowl set on a table.

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3 things about Pedro Almodóvar’s WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown [1988] 1. She insists that she prefers mambo. He agrees. “It’s the right music for this decor.” 2. Recipe for gazpacho. 3. Streaming hair helmet.

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3 things about Vic Armstrong’s LEFT BEHIND

Left Behind [2014] 1. Their clothes are left behind … but, apparently, not their underwear. 2. Conveniently placed flatbed stacked with canisters labeled “flammable.” 3. Her blouse simply doesn’t have a top button. Well, this movie wasn’t bad/funny/bad, it was … Continue reading →

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3 things about Carl Reiner’s ALL OF ME

All of Me [1984] 1. He crumples up the phone messages. And then uncrumples them. 2. “She’s got the whole cast of Gone With The Wind humping in my head.” 3. A dog named Bix.

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3 things about Bao Nguyen’s LIVE FROM NEW YORK!

Live from New York! [2015] 1. Andy Rooney offers his opinion on Andrew Dice Clay. 2. Ralph Nader: “Political satire is harder than poetry.” 3. A man applies strips of white tape to a cue card, blocking out certain lines … Continue reading →

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3 things about Mark Levinson’s PARTICLE FEVER

Particle Fever [2013] 1. A statue of Shiva on the campus. 2. Circular cheese shaver. 3. “The things that are the least important for our survival are the very things that make us human.”

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3 things about Roy Ward Baker’s INFERNO

Inferno [1953] 1. “Come back here! That’s my rabbit!” 2. Busty yellow bathing suit. 3. Flaming roof coming towards you.

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