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3 things about Joel & Ethan Coen’s FARGO

Fargo [1996] 1. She gets up from the table and leaves the house. He swings her plate around and starts eating the leftovers. 2. “We’re not a bank, Jerry.” 3. He plants the ice scraper in the snow like a … Continue reading →

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3 things about Steven Soderbergh’s BEHIND THE CANDELABRA

Behind the Candelabra [2013] 1. Speedos and a metallic mesh vest. 2. “Do you want me to get Charo for brunch again? You liked her.” 3. The story they put out is heart failure caused by anemia from a watermelon … Continue reading →

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3 things about J.J. Abrams’ STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS

Star Trek Into Darkness [2013] 1. James T. Perfect-hair. 2. The crunching of the cranium. 3. Quoting Obama: “That’s not who we are.”

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3 things about John Huston’s HEAVEN KNOWS, MR. ALLISON

Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison [1957] 1. Deborah Kerr says, “Poop.” 2. He eyes the creature warily. 3. As he’s being carried away in a stretcher, she helps him smoke a cigarette.

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3 things about Olivier Assayas’ CARLOS (PART THREE)

Carlos [2010] 1. He lectures her on her lack of discipline. 2. Surgery to relieve an inflamed testicle. But liposuction first. 3. “You are on French territory.”

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3 things about Greg Mottola’s PAUL

Paul [2011] 1. “She was furry nice.” 2. In less than thirty seconds she runs the gamut of getting stoned. 3. An alien hoses the blood off the jetway.

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3 things about Olivier Assayas’ CARLOS (PART TWO)

Carlos [2010] 1. She storms off to the back of the plane and pummels a row of seats. 2. Wine from teacups. 3. “It’s all there, if you read between the lines.”

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3 things about François Ozon’s IN THE HOUSE

In the House [2012] 1. After they invite him to their basketball game, he displays just the right amount of hesitation. 2. She doesn’t understand the poem. Germain is delighted by Claude’s ingenuity. 3. On a grid, a moving tableaux … Continue reading →

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3 things about Michael Radford’s NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR

Nineteen Eighty-Four [1984] 1. The tobacco promptly falls out of his cigarette. 2. O’Brien looks at Winston wearily and says, “They got me a long time ago.” 3. He moves the knight; a few moments later, he puts it back … Continue reading →

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3 things about Olivier Assayas’ CARLOS (PART ONE)

Carlos [2010] 1. He is given a handgun, and five bullets. 2. After showering, he admires himself in a full-length mirror and walks over to the window. On the TV is a news story about him. 3. They hurriedly corral … Continue reading →

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