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3 things about Jack Garfein’s THE STRANGE ONE

The Strange One [1957] 1. “She’s not entirely thin. In fact, from the right angle, she looks like a plate of Jell-O.” 2. He casually lifts his leg, and at once Simmons rushes over and begins to polish his shoe. … Continue reading →

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3 things about Marcel Camus’ BLACK ORPHEUS

Black Orpheus [1959] 1. A chicken and a cat on a table. The chicken is named Caruso. 2. Through the doorway we see a desk stacked with huge piles of paper, Kafka-style. 3. When the woman begins to take on … Continue reading →

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3 things about Werner Herzog’s ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD

Encounters at the End of the World [2007] 1. The iceberg is larger than the one that sunk the Titanic. It’s larger than the Titanic itself. It’s larger even than the country that produced the Titanic. 2. They all lie … Continue reading →

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3 things about J.C. Calciano’s IS IT JUST ME?

Is It Just Me? [2010] 1. Plain white boxers. 2. “Don’t do what you think you should do. Do what you know you should do.” 3. He walks to the door with the cold bottle of beer between his legs.

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3 things about Ruben Fleischer’s ZOMBIELAND

Zombieland [2009] 1. “Corn syrup, and a little black licorice for the ladies.” 2. Mike White gets caught with his pants down. 3. He pries the hands off the steering wheel. Hands that aren’t attached to anything.

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3 things about Paul Thomas Anderson’s THERE WILL BE BLOOD

There Will Be Blood [2007] 1. Fletcher taps Plainview on the shoulder, waking him up. Plainview goes back to working on the accounts. 2. “Don’t be thick with me, Al!” 3. The bowling ball knocks over the bucket of water. … Continue reading →

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3 things about Jennie Livingston’s PARIS IS BURNING

Paris Is Burning [1990] 1. “Everybody wanted to be Marilyn Monroe. Nobody wanted to be Lena Horne.” 2. “Having the vagina does not mean you will have a fabulous life.” 3. The 13-year old and the 15-year old, embracing openly … Continue reading →

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3 things about John Glen’s THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS

The Living Daylights [1987] 1. Q takes some heart pills. 2. Swallowing sofa. 3. Even though she acts completely surprised to see him again, she nevertheless has a pre-iced shaker of martinis sitting on the table.

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3 things about Sean Bohary & Cinqué Lee’s BURN OUT THE DAY

Burn Out the Day [2009] 1. “I don’t even know 52 women!” 2. In order to stay hard, he chants, “Philip Glass. Philip Glass. Philip Glass.” 3. He sits on a plastic chair under the shower.

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3 things about Martin Scorsese’s CAPE FEAR

Cape Fear [1991] 1. Missing piano wire. 2. Robert Mitchum drawls, “Well, pardon me all over the place.” 3. The giant rock smacks the mud where his head had been only a few seconds before. Seeing it again for the … Continue reading →

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