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3 things about David Cronenberg’s COSMOPOLIS

Posted on October 26, 2025 by robchristopher

Cosmopolis [2012] 1. A slow elevator, soundtracked with Satie. 2. The way Juliette Binoche simply vanishes. 3. Eggplant leftovers for the chauffeur. 3 other things.

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3 things about William Peter Blatty’s THE NINTH CONFIGURATION

Posted on October 25, 2025 by robchristopher

The Ninth Configuration [1980] 1. Alka-seltzer and scotch. 2. Moses Gunn as Superman. 3. “I guess he doesn’t like Coors.”

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3 things about Tim Burton’s BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE

Posted on October 24, 2025 by robchristopher

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice [2024] 1. Nothing but 1990s vinyl. 2. Pep talk from cue cards. 3. Cameo by Baseball Zombie.

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3 things about Richard Fleischer’s SEE NO EVIL

Posted on October 23, 2025 by robchristopher

See No Evil [1971] 1. A bracelet engraved with JACKO. 2. Bloody bathwater draining through a downspout. 3. The idiocy of leaving her alone after she’s been attacked twice.

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3 things about Mel Brooks’ DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT

Posted on October 13, 2025 by robchristopher

Dracula: Dead and Loving It [1995] 1. He tells him to keep the handkerchief. 2. “The creatures of the night. What a mess they make.” 3. Cricket leg.

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3 things about Hugo Fregonese’s MAN IN THE ATTIC

Posted on October 12, 2025 by robchristopher

Man in the Attic [1953] 1. Teasing him about his loud shoes. 2. Burning his ulster in the kitchen stove. 3. Her dressing room attendant is an Indian woman.

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3 things about Scott Gracheff’s HOW DARK MY LOVE

Posted on October 11, 2025 by robchristopher

How Dark My Love [2025] 1. After purchasing a few of Coleman’s paintings, Iggy Pop gets rid of his TV set. He can just sit at home and watch the art. 2. Heated discussion about stiletto heels squashing small fish. … Continue reading →

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3 things about Alex Ullom’s IT ENDS

Posted on October 10, 2025 by robchristopher

It Ends [2025] 1. “Fair” as riposte. 2. An expanded wardrobe cobbled together from the spoils of abandoned vehicles. 3. A frozen traffic jam and then a sign.

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3 things about Kelly O’Sullivan and Alex Thompson’s GHOSTLIGHT

Posted on October 9, 2025 by robchristopher

Ghostlight [2024] 1. Arriving home at dawn after the cast party. 2. Defiantly walking in the middle of the street. 3. Sitting across from each other, their foreheads touching.

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3 things about Stephen Maing and Brett Story’s UNION

Posted on October 8, 2025 by robchristopher

Union [2024] 1. Laptop propped up using Monopoly. 2. Container ship named CAPITAL. 3. A two-hour commute via MTA.

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