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3 things about Robert Altman’s A WEDDING

A Wedding [1978] 1. The bride smiles. She’s all braces. 2. “You never drink? In other words, when you wake up in the morning that’s the best you’re going to feel all day.” 3. Carol Burnett gives herself another look … Continue reading

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3 things about Robert Altman’s QUINTET

Quintet [1979] 1. Vaseline smeared on the lenses. The entire film. 2. Money-skewer murder weapon. 3. Starfish sewn on the brim of Fernando Rey’s hat. This movie just doesn’t work. But it has something …

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3 things about Robert Altman’s 3 WOMEN

3 Women [1977] 1. Dr. Maas shakes the timecard as if it were a Polaroid. 2. The wines for the evening: Tickled Pink and Lemon Satin. 3. On the corkboard in the bedroom, a cutout from a magazine declares: “Clean … Continue reading

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3 things about Robert Altman’s GOSFORD PARK

Gosford Park [2001] 1. She lifts the lid and exclaims, “Yummy, yummy yum!” 2. “I’m the perfect servant. I have no life.” 3. He unhooks her dress then reaches around for her shoulder strap. “No, no, there’s one more–you’ll never … Continue reading

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3 things about Robert Altman’s BUFFALO BILL AND THE INDIANS

Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull’s History Lesson [1976] 1. “Remember: the last thing a man wants to do is the last thing he does.” 2. He wipes off his mustache with the piece of bread and then … Continue reading

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3 things about Robert Altman’s NASHVILLE

Nashville [1975] 1. “You go get your hair cut! You don’t belong in Nashville!” 2. “Mary and I camp in one room, Tom camps in many rooms.” 3. “I’ve been busier than a puppy in a room full of rubber … Continue reading

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3 things about Robert Altman’s THE PLAYER

The Player [1992] 1. “Well, I don’t really, but that’s where all the deals are being made these days.” 2. “Don’t-ask-I-don’t-know or Don’t-ask-you-don’t-want-to-know?” 3. “I think you’d better go now. I think I’m going to cry now.”

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3 things about Robert Altman’s SHORT CUTS

Short Cuts [1993] 1. Unbeknownst to one another, while they talk on the phone they’re both eating peanut butter. 2. “Out of butter. Ask for margarine.” 3. The sound of the broken glass grinding in the sink. 3 more things. … Continue reading

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3 things about Robert Altman’s NASHVILLE

Nashville [1975] 1. “It was Wanda, Wander.” “No, it was Wonder Wanda!” “Wanda, Wander! Wonder Wanda! What’s the difference, it was a hit!” 2. She undoes the top of her dress. Then she pulls out the Kleenex from her bra … Continue reading

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3 things about Robert Altman’s SHORT CUTS

Short Cuts [1993] 1. There are four occasions in the movie where someone says either "What’s that supposed to mean?" or "What does that mean?"2. Andie MacDowell carries a tin of Altoids in her purse.3. Jack Lemmon’s final scene. He … Continue reading

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