A Bunch of Bananas 
1. He starts stomping around the room in a rage. She joins in, then takes his hand. They begin an impromptu softshoe dance.
2. “What in God’s green … why in hell didn’t you tell me you cooked the turkey?”
“No, Frank. Bananas. That’s all it is.”
3. She takes the fake gun from her purse. Pumping the trigger, she waters the plants on the windowsill while looking wistfully at her battered yellow car in the driveway.