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3 things about Joe & Kris Swanberg’s LATE BRUNCH

Late Brunch [2018] 1. He walks into the living room to discover the toddler crawling on the rug, using a sex toy as a teething ring. 2. “Listen, we’ll be there in twenty minutes. Footwear emergency. This place is vegan, … Continue reading

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3 things about Michael Bay’s MAXIMUM CARNAGE HORIZON

Maximum Carnage Horizon [2017] 1. “Do these look like kid gloves to you, pal? Do they? I want an answer, mister!” 2. The building completely flattens the dreadlocked hippie; the CGI dog sitting next to him remains untouched. 3. The … Continue reading

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3 things about John Cassavetes’ A BUNCH OF BANANAS

A Bunch of Bananas [1975] 1. He starts stomping around the room in a rage. She joins in, then takes his hand. They begin an impromptu softshoe dance. 2. “What in God’s green … why in hell didn’t you tell … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: Pixar Announces Newest Project, THE CHARLIE SHEEN STORY

Just in time for Charlie Sheen’s live appearance at the Chicago Theatre this Sunday, Pixar has announced the beginning of pre-production on their newest movie, The Charlie Sheen Story, 3-D. Reprising his role from the Toy Story trilogy, Tom Hanks … Continue reading

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