Showgirls [1995]
1. Porpoise orgasm.
2. “I have a pussy problem.”
3. Last chance for ice.
Utter garbage that accurately conveys what it’s like to spend an extended period of time in Las Vegas.
Showgirls [1995]
1. Porpoise orgasm.
2. “I have a pussy problem.”
3. Last chance for ice.
Utter garbage that accurately conveys what it’s like to spend an extended period of time in Las Vegas.
The Man Who Knew Too Much [1956]
1. Closeup of Jimmy Stewart, his bloodshot blue eyes.
2. The shop assistants hastily move the animals out of harm’s way.
3. The dignitaries bristle at her shrill voice.
The Trouble with Harry [1955]
1. “She’s a well-preserved woman … and preserves have to be opened someday.”
2. Autonomous closet door.
3. She hates cider.
The Arena [1974]
1. Priscium: “I won’t handle them at all!”
2. She holds a pottery shard to his throat.
3. Hidden female archers.
Foxy Brown [1974]
1. Hospital room sponge bath.
2. Miss Catherine’s enormous owl necklace.
3. “It looks like a pickle jar.”
Basic Instinct [1992]
1. What an utter waste of Dorothy Malone.
2. Diner under the overpass.
3. Fuck like minks.
Fox and His Friends [1975]
1. In this film from 1975, one guy asks another guy, “What are you into?” So basically, cruising hasn’t changed in 45 years.
2. A gay bar named The Black Orchid.
3. The car salesman says, “Do I look like a Jew?”
Shirley [2020]
1. “I don’t smote.”
2. Fire sparks become snowflakes.
3. Personal tureen of mashed potatoes.