3 things about Richard Linklater’s WAKING LIFE

Posted on August 30, 2013 by robchristopher

Waking Life [2001]

1. A very large record collection, and on top of one of the cabinets the “His Master’s Voice” dog.
2. “You just lost two and a half million dollars.”
3. The same house, porch, car at the end as at the beginning.

3 other things.

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3 things about John Farrow’s NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND EYES

Posted on August 29, 2013 by robchristopher

Night Has a Thousand Eyes [1948]

1. Robinson steps out of the frame and the camera slowly dollies back. An empty room. Voiceover: “Somebody wrote a poem once. Something about, every man kills the thing he loves. He could have been writing about me.”
2. They go to a Chinese restaurant and she eats an omelette.
3. He sees himself in the mirror, has a premonition, opens his jacket and examines his side. Looking for a bloodstain. He takes out a pocket notebook, sits down at the desk, begins writing.

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3 things about David France’s HOW TO SURVIVE A PLAGUE

Posted on August 28, 2013 by robchristopher

How to Survive a Plague [2012]

1. Larry Kramer: “Plague! 40 million infected is a fucking plague!”
2. AZT = $10,000 a year.
3. A giant yellow condom on Jesse Helms’ house. He stands there staring at it, holding a small dog.

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3 things about Neill Blomkamp’s ELYSIUM

Posted on August 27, 2013 by robchristopher

Elysium [2013]

1. “Don’t breathe on me! I’ve told you that before!”
2. She takes off her bandage and wraps it around his wrist.
3. “These will keep you functioning normally until you die.”

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3 things about Jean Negulesco’s THE MASK OF DIMITRIOS

Posted on August 27, 2013 by robchristopher

The Mask of Dimitrios [1944]

1. The Colonel asks him if he would like to see the stab wound. He answers no. But he looks at it anyway.
2. Peter Lorre in pajamas.
3. As he descends the staircase, three shots ring out. Does he hesitate before turning around to see what’s happened?

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3 things about Andrew Dosunmu’s MOTHER OF GEORGE

Posted on August 22, 2013 by robchristopher

Mother of George [2013]

1. On the dance floor, the wedding guests hover around the bride and literally shower her with money.
2. She stirs vigorously. Stray bits of food cling to the edge of the saucepan.
3. He stands alone in the corner of the room, sullen, wearing a Miles Davis t-shirt.

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3 things about Bernardo Bertolucci’s LAST TANGO IN PARIS

Posted on August 20, 2013 by robchristopher

Last Tango in Paris [1972]

1. Multicolored concierge cackling behind pebbled glass.
2. “Get the butter.”
3. He moons the dancefloor.

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3 things about Philip Kaufman’s GOLDSTEIN

Posted on August 19, 2013 by robchristopher

Goldstein [1964]

1. 1964: an at-home abortion in Marina City.
2. She hula-hoops the pearls around her neck.
3. He keeps handing her money, which she tucks into her cleavage. “Thank you.”

Bonus: Nelson Algren tells a baseball story. In his room there are a great many pictures of bare-chested broads.

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3 things about Peyo’s THE SMURFS AND THE MAGIC FLUTE

Posted on August 18, 2013 by robchristopher

The Smurfs and the Magic Flute [1976]

1. “You, Lady Gripe? You really danced?”
2. Seesaw woodchop.
3. The women kick up their heels and hitch up their skirts, revealing striped socks.

I much prefer the original title: La flûte à six schtroumpfs.

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My very first cat video.

Posted on August 16, 2013 by robchristopher

I’m wading very slowly back into the editing pool, and this is my first exercise. It’s basically a remix of a music video I made in ninth grade. I shot the main part of the video, using a VHS camcorder, in 1990. My cat Julius (RIP) is the star. You’ll also see some found footage from the Home Shopping Spree channel. All I did was a crude assembly of the footage with a new soundtrack.

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