What’s your sign? Place your bets, place your bets.

Imagine an activity that combines all the uncertainty of online dating with the tension of a high-stakes poker game. Now imagine doing that continuously for at least six months, and you might get an inkling of what the film festival submission process is like. There’s a reason you don’t hear a whole lot of filmmakers publicly disclosing which festivals they’re submitting their film to. As in dating, you can expect to get turned down early and often, and no one wants to risk a public rejection; and as in poker, it’s advisable to play your cards close to the vest as long as possible.

So, suffice it to say that I have begun sending Pause of the Clock to festivals. And I can’t wait to share some good news with you (whenever that might be!)

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3 things about William Wyler’s THE BIG COUNTRY

The Big Country [1958]

1. Fistfight in long shot.
2. Leech picks up the shotgun that Rufus has thrown down, confirms that it’s loaded.
3. Together they look out over the landscape, and say everything that needs to be said with their eyes alone.

Pretty impressive. This ought to be better known than it is.

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3 things about Joseph L. Mankiewicz’s SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT

Somewhere in the Night [1946]

1. “You look like two witches! What cooks?”
2. She has to be told what “private eye” and “shamus” mean.
3. They step carefully across the boards under the pier. Fog on the water.

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3 things about Michael Crichton’s LOOKER

Looker [1981]

1. The doorbell rings. She takes off her robe and goes to answer the door in her underwear, naturally.
2. Insufficient body twist.
3. Spurt Toothpaste.

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3 things about Stanley Donen’s SATURN 3

Saturn 3 [1980]

1. Gravity in four directions.
2. “You have a great body. May I use it?”
3. The spectacle of a naked Kirk Douglas strangling Harvey Keitel is one I will not soon forget.

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3 things about Richard Lester’s A HARD DAY’S NIGHT

A Hard Day’s Night [1964]

1. “Give us a kiss.”
2. Cameo by George Shearing.
3. The book Ringo is reading is Anatomy of a Murder.

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3 things about Woody Allen’s ANYTHING ELSE

Anything Else [2013]

1. “There was something compelling about your apathy.”
2. She only knows how to cook spaghetti for eight.
3. He closes the laptop and pours out lines of coke on it.

This vies with Hollywood Ending for the worst Woody Allen movie I’ve seen. So far.

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Bringing it on home.

Last Sunday morning just before 9 o’clock, I dashed through the rain to the front porch of Nick’s house in Littleton, Colorado and rang the bell. I was holding a bag of donuts, a cup of coffee, and my trusty spiral notebook. Nick let me in, took my coat, and we talked about the movie for awhile, during which time I snarfed a donut and downed my coffee. Then we descended the stairs to his basement studio. While I made myself comfortable on his futon, he cued up the movie from the beginning.

Then he hit play. And on his 4K, 55″ screen I watched a movie. Not a project, not a work-in-progress, but a movie.

Naturally I took notes during the whole thing, and we used those notes to make many tweaks and adjustments over the course of the next four hours. But tweaks and adjustments aside, I’m happy to report that we’re this close to wrapping postproduction of Pause of the Clock. Let me tell you, it feels pretty freaking fantastic.

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3 things about William Berke’s COP HATER

Cop Hater [1958]

1. Sleeping shirtless in belted slacks.
2. “Three slugs in the back of the head. They found him laying there like garbage outside of some crummy, closed up movie palace.”
3. Jerry Orbach as a young latino hood (!)

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3 things about David Wain’s THEY CAME TOGETHER

They Came Together [2014]

1. “You can say that again.” And, “Tell me about it.”
2. Dead body under a pile of leaves.
3. Sword-wielding Michael Shannon.

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