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3 things about Michael Haneke’s FUNNY GAMES

Funny Games [2007]

1. Knife on the boat red herring.
2. “There’s not an extra calorie on that body.”
3. He spits out the bread, unable to swallow.

3 other things. And my two cents.

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3 things about Robert Wise’s THE HOUSE ON TELEGRAPH HILL

The House on Telegraph Hill [1951]

1. Before bed every night, a glass of orange juice. “Don’t forget, I’m a native Californian!”
2. The car tips onto its side and spills her onto a dirt bank.
3. Phone off the hook in the library.

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3 things about Sam Taylor’s FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE

For Heaven’s Sake [1926]

1. He uses the cigarette lighter from the wrecked car and then strolls away.
2. “When I get through with that Uptown dude, you can put a lily in his hand and close the lid!”
3. Banana peel on the hood.

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3 things about Walter Grauman’s LADY IN A CAGE

Lady in a Cage [1964]

1. Dancing in a bath towel and high heels.
2. “Slobber, slobber, slobber.”
3. Two metal strips tucked into her sweaty cleavage.

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3 things about Brad Peyton’s SAN ANDREAS

San Andreas [2015]

1. She tells the kid to find Coit Tower on the map. Because obviously, it being a tower on a very tall hill, they wouldn’t be able to find it otherwise.
2. Paul Giamatti’s best line: “Sweet, bro, let’s grab your laptop and let’s go.”
3. Obligatory “American flag being unfurled amid the wreckage” ending.

Everything I wanted it to be. When a movie shows you a massive container ship riding the crest of a giant tsunami and then smashing the Golden Gate Bridge to bits, you know it’s really going the extra mile.

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What it looks like, part 2.

Or any rate, what the DCP looks like.

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3 things about Andy Wachowski & Tom Tykwer & Lana Wachowski’s CLOUD ATLAS

Cloud Atlas [2012]

1. Making a connection with a glance.
2. “They’re feeding us to ourselves.” (Earlier, Cavendish runs around screaming about soylent green.)
3. Noakes’ head smashed into a barrel.

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It was a just a moment for you.

Courtesy of my vacation to San Francisco, I was finally able to visit the setting for this poem I wrote.

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3 things about Walt Disney’s MAKE MINE MUSIC

Make Mine Music [1946]

1. Green drip becomes a weeping willow.
2. Fingers turn into dancing ladies.
3. Orchestra in raincoats.

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